120 Instagram Birthday Captions: Funny, Happy, and Cute!

Counting down the days until your birthday? Make sure to document each and every one with an Instagram caption that celebrates your big day! Whether you’re looking for a funny, cute, or inspirational caption, we’ve got you covered with more than 120 of the best birthday captions for Instagram.

Birthday Captions for Instagram

1. God gave me another year to celebrate life.
2. Birthdays are made for us to celebrate the most precious present given to us — life.
3. Mom, thank you for giving birth to me.
4. I am so blessed to see another year of life.
5. This year I wish and pray to be wiser and bolder.
6. Birthdays are reminders that having another year of life is more precious than any material possessions.
7. “They say it’s your birthday, we’re gonna have a good time.” — The Beatles, ‘Birthday’
8. Happy birthday to this goofball!
9. If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go. A big happy birthday to my weirdo, who’s another year older, but not wiser.
10. The universe created birthdays for us to have a justifiable reason to eat cake.
11. On this day, a beautiful star was born.
12. You have to live your life and forget about the numbers.
13. The moment I was born, I was given a certificate. I think I am that awesome.
14. Happy birthday, self.
15. “They say it’s your birthday, we’re gonna have a good time.” — The Beatles, ‘Birthday’
16. Happy birthday to me!
17. I am going to send this birthday present to you. But first, I am wrapping this in love.
18. Birthdays are amazing. You gather with the once who love you. And, I feel like the celebration is incomplete without them.
19. “They say it’s your birthday, we’re gonna have a good time.” — The Beatles, ‘Birthday’
20. When you turn 20, you have to act properly. But, it feels like you are stuck in the middle. You are not a teenager anymore, yet you can’t chug alcohol limitlessly.

Short Birthday Captions for Yourself

21. Cheers to another year!
22. Make your birthday wish.
23. Thank you, Mom!
24. Make the years count.
25. Do not count the years.
26. Growing up is a trap.
27. Bolder, older, and wiser.
28. I’m here for the cake.
29. Birthday blues.
30. Birthday vibes.
31. Another year worth of trip around the sun.
32. Count blessings instead of wrinkles.
33. Glow, birthday girl!
34. Let’s get the party started!
35. Age like fine wine.
36. Wishing you a happy birthday.
37. You are my true gift.
38. Let’s celebrate life.
39. Nothing is stopping me!
40. Motto of my life: Don’t grow up.
41. Spreading joy on your day.
42. Today is a perfect day to celebrate.
43. You deserve a great birthday.
44. Hello, new me!
45. Happy birthday to me!
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47. The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” —Oprah Winfrey.
48. “Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.” —Bridgette Bardot
49. “In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” —Abraham Lincoln.
50. May the greatest joys of life light your way, and may your daily journey lead you closer to your goals!
51. A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. — Henry Youngman
52. “I hope you celebrate your birthday every year no matter your age, for your life truly is a gift.” – Anthea Gillian Tripp
53. My wish for you is that you get all of your birthday wishes this year.
54. How many candles do we need on your birthday cake? 100? 200?
55. Do not forget the child within you as your age increases every year.
56. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash
57. Giving you hugs, kisses, and all the birthday wishes.
58. To a lifetime of Happy Birthdays.
59. Happy birthday to my darling self, I am plus one, please pray that the Lord give me a breakthrough this year.
60. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. —Jack Benny

Funny Birthday Captions

61. My friend asked me if what birthday gift do I want. I told her, “It’s the thought that counts.” So she decided to save her money instead of buying me a gift.
62. I may have a new age but it is still the same me.
63. I am not here for the birthday celebrator, I’m here for the cake
64. “Shots shots shots shots shots… everybody!” —LMFAO
65. They say that birthdays are the proof that you are living longer.
66. People tell me to act my age. Can we do it next year?
67. I think I am too young to feel this old.
68. Oh come on! My age may be different, but it is still the same me.
69. I’m too young to feel this old.
70. A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
71. I just found photo filters useful as I get older.
72. Officially old enough to need a skincare routine.
73. Older but not wiser. HAHA!
74. Happy Birthday, or shall I say all-the-cake-you-can-eat day!
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76. Happy birthday to the person who motivated me to set ambitious goals and put in a lot of effort to realize them. I cherish you, Dad!
77. “Birthdays come but once a year, celebrate and be of good cheer.” – Robert Rivers
78. It’s the best time of day to tell you that you make a great boyfriend. Birthday greetings!
79. “A happy birthday is measured not in the amount of gifts one gets, but in the amount one is loved.”― Todd Stocker
80. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball\
81. May the greatest joys of life light your way, and may your daily journey lead you closer to your goals!
82. “True friends are like diamonds—bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” — Nicole Richie
83. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball
84. I enjoy having fun with you. I’m glad you had a birthday and gave us something to celebrate.
85. “The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” – Robert Orben
86. “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.” — Cora Harvey Armstrong
87. Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them. – Anna Magnani
88. As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. — Norman Wisdom

Happy Birthday Captions

89. Happy birthday to my day one.
90. Happy birthday to my little one.
91. Happy birthday, darling.
92. Happy birthday, my love.
93. Happy birthday, love.
94. Happy birthday, sister.
95. Happy birthday, you are a gem.
96. Happy birthday, b*tch!
97. Happy birthday, my girl.
98. Happy birthday, to my beautiful present.
99. Happy birthday to the most beautiful creature in the world.
100. Happy birthday, you deserve all the good things in life.
101. Happy birthday, I love you more than pizza.
102. Happy birthday, God bless on your next journey.
103. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue during a SHTF event.
104. Happy birthday, thank you for being my friend.
105. Happy birthday to my constant.
106. Happy birthday to my good and true friend.
107. Happy birthday to me! I don’t need a gift ‘coz I am my own present.
108. Cheers to more love and positivity! Happy birthday!
109. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate!
110. Happy moments. Happy dreams. Happy moments. Happy birthday!
111. Starting another year of life. Happy birthday!
112. Happy birthday to the greatest friend I have.

Birthday Captions for Best Friend

113. Let’s throw this perfect birthday party for my perfect bestie.
114. Missing you on your birthday.
115. “Another year comes to a close, and another begins. May the coming year be one that will be filled with laughter of friends, love of family, and the life that you dream of.” —Catherine Pulsifer
116. How I wish I could hug you on your special day, Happy Birthday!
117. “We turn not older with years, but newer every day.” —Emily Dickinson
118. I appreciate your unwavering faith in me, Mom. Today, have a fantastic day.!
119. Observe a day off. Set your shoes aside.
120. There isn’t a better day than today to rejoice with you. My friend, happy birthday.
121. It is a genuine gift to be able to wish a beautiful friend like you a happy birthday and honor your life.
122. I’m officially a year older today and much cooler than ever. Happy birthday to me.
123. You’re not just my best friend, you’re the best period! Happy birthday!
124. Wishing you 24 hours of joy, though you deserve a lifetime of it.
125. I dedicated this day to my favorite person.
126. How many candles do we need on your birthday cake? 100? 200?
127. My bestie takes the !